Kat-a-Log

[katfish]

Boats only need their fluids changed every year.

Boats curves never sag.

Boats last longer.

Boats don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Boat any time of the month.

Boats don't have parents.

Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.

You can share your Boat with your friends.

If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.

If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.

When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.

Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.

Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.

If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

You can have a beer while riding your Boat.

You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.

You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.

You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.

If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.

Boats always feel like going for a ride.

Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.

Boats don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.

It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.

If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.
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Catchabiggun,
Robby

[katfish]

Chad:"I caught a thirty pound flathead last week."

Richard:"Were there any witnesses?"

Chad:"There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty five pounds."
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Catchabiggun,
Robby

[katfish]

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?

I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
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Catchabiggun,
Robby

[katfish]

What do fish and women have in common?

They both stop shaking their tail after you catch them !

They are also cold blooded and smell fishy at times.

They might look good at first but become violent when you
try to handle them.

They take your bait but then want to do what they want.
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Catchabiggun,
Robby

[SeanStone]

(reasons why boats are better than women) Probably the funniest things I have ever heard.

"You can have a beer while riding your Boat. "
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Sean Stone

[katfish]

I forgot

Boats don't ask does this canvas make my bottom look big?

Boats don't tell you what time you should quit fishing.

Boats don't ask you how many other boats you rode.

When you are unhappy with your boat you can trade it in
on a better boat.

If you decide to get rid of a boat it won't cost you half of your stuff.
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Catchabiggun,
Robby